I Fly On A Metal Cage With Four Wheels!

As my title suggestions, i have neither grew up or found flying around a super market on a trolley any less entertaining than it was when i was five. But you may agree with me here when i say that, is it not just a wonderful thing in life when you can just unleash the idiotic child from within!

This describes myself on my super market trips!

If only someone would have challenged me to a drag race around the supermarket! It would have been a crazy Sainsbury's version of Mario kart, except instead of red/green shells I'd be throwing birthday cakes and throwing apples as a crazy power up! Come on, who wouldn't want to be apart of that amazing event! Perhaps it should be an event. Oh my god, I've just found my life calling!

Other than flying around on my soap box made of metal, I'd say it was a successful trip to the shops. I keep having the sudden realisation, as i look at the best deals for juice and milk, that I'm growing up more than i thought. Although I'm doing what would be considered as 'adult' behaviour, i still feel like I'm sixteen. Maybe one day i might think I'm an adult, when I'm thirty four!

Mario Kart Super Market Sweep, watch out! It's going to be a thing!!!