Wolf In Sheeps' Clothing

You know the situation, you walk into a room and people stare at you. You know not of their names, nor they know of yours, there is some awkward silence that fills the air until one of you decides to muster the courage to say something along the lines of "alright". Yes, that was the very situation i found myself in as i walked through the door of my new store.

Now it wouldn't be so bad, but I've transferred from my previous store after a minor promotion, so this gives me some form of authority. Alas, walking into a new store commanding respect and a position of authority does not ever really go down with people, now does it. Maybe you've witnessed a new manager appear from the the shadows, and you've given them that look of hatred because they started barking orders without even asking your name. Would I be right?

Well in light of that social situation I've decided... fuck that! I'm going to try and not be hated by the greater half of the staff! I shall gain their trust, then when the coast is clear BOOM! Out comes some small 'asks', then slowly but surely i can be back to normal. Maybe they will never even notice my cunning plan! Here is hoping!

Caking Myself Doesn't Even Cover It!

Sooo, the time has come where i shall leave my little comfort zone, and move to another job location. Which results in me, as you've guessed, positively and sometimes uncontrollably caking my little pants! Now, i know a lot of people get new jobs all the time, you might have gotten a new job recently. But i can't help but horrifically nervous!

Like anyone at a new job, we all can't help but wonder if there will be some horrible people. Like that guy who hates everyone for no reason, or the other guy who has more personalities than Kim Kardashian has marriages. But hopefully there will be some nice people who won't want to kill me or give me that long stare like a crazy person.

Vlogs, Blogs and Emma Stone

Please good god, how difficult is it to act when you've never done anything remotely close to it before! Now i know it takes a lot of skill, but I've never realised how much it does take. By all this i refer to my Vlog videos in which i had tried to up the ante by throwing in some humours measures.

Hopefully i can step up these Vlogs and get some laughter going on. I really enjoy making them, even though it does take time and effort, so hopefully this enjoyment can translate to you, the potential viewers.

On another note, these blogs have been rather scarce in their production, however I guess i don't want to make these blogs a 'dairy' type thing. Therefore I'm trying to make these subject matters something of interest at least. Although re-reading this blog it does seem to have a certain 'oh dear diary' quality to it.

Oh and one more thing, Emma Stone oh my god, oh my god Emma Stone!

I'm Back!

Finally, my tripod came for my camera, which only took a few days so that's pretty sweet, thank you amazon.co.uk! So hopefully this means i will be posting more videos now since i stopped for a while, because i didn't want to make videos while constantly holding the camera. Why, i don't now but hey that's how my mind works apparently.

So yeah, i thought I'd just put this on my blog so if any of you pass by and want to check them out then you can.

That right there is my latest video. I'm still working on talking to the camera and trying to get my personality right but in time hopefully these videos will actually be some what entertaining. I'd love to start making some really good quality videos, with some interesting sketches in. I best start writing ideas down don't you think! 

But for now i thought I'd share my wee update with you all. Thanks for reading, and perhaps watching...;) 

Bottom Of The Evening To Me

This title was brought you by saying the exact opposite of what we think every Irish person says "top o the morning' to yeh". Which I'm pretty sure means, good morning, so what exactly 'bottom of the evening to me' would mean i have absolute no idea what so ever! What do you think? This blog was also brought to you by this bunny.

Keylie The Vigilane Bunny! 

This bunny does have a back story to her, however maybe we shall save that for a later date perhaps.

However moving on from that, this blog doesn't have much of a topic today really. Well perhaps i can inform you that i will be living in my humbled abode for another solar cycle...a year to normal people. So looks like I've officially and completely moved out of my dad's house now. After moving out for two years i think it's safe to say, i probably won't be moving back in unless i become so far broke i need to! Lets all hope that doesn't happen, yes that means you too, be nice and hope!

Seemingly, I've clearly dropped 'uni' and i couldn't be happier about it, yes i do worry that I'm no longer a student, therefore what is my life. However, i have my plan and hopefully if things go right, i can become the person i want to be, with the career i am ready to do. So here is to a nice new start, and hopefully all the things you are doing are what you want to do and make you happy!

I Fly On A Metal Cage With Four Wheels!

As my title suggestions, i have neither grew up or found flying around a super market on a trolley any less entertaining than it was when i was five. But you may agree with me here when i say that, is it not just a wonderful thing in life when you can just unleash the idiotic child from within!

This describes myself on my super market trips!

If only someone would have challenged me to a drag race around the supermarket! It would have been a crazy Sainsbury's version of Mario kart, except instead of red/green shells I'd be throwing birthday cakes and throwing apples as a crazy power up! Come on, who wouldn't want to be apart of that amazing event! Perhaps it should be an event. Oh my god, I've just found my life calling!

Other than flying around on my soap box made of metal, I'd say it was a successful trip to the shops. I keep having the sudden realisation, as i look at the best deals for juice and milk, that I'm growing up more than i thought. Although I'm doing what would be considered as 'adult' behaviour, i still feel like I'm sixteen. Maybe one day i might think I'm an adult, when I'm thirty four!

Mario Kart Super Market Sweep, watch out! It's going to be a thing!!!

So Maybe I'm Obsessed

It's come to my attention, although definitely not for the first time at least, that i may just slightly be obsessed with the Internet. Or more accurately with, Facebook, Twitter, YouTube, Blogger, Tumblr amongst other things. But really i love passing the time by blogging or Vlogging or chatting to folks from all over the place. What about you, are you just as obsessed as me. If you are please say hello i love to meet people like me.

Quite literally i can get up in the day lets say 11am (more like 2pm most days) and load up my little laptop *insert day here* closes laptop at 2am. My life right there, and you know what, i don't even mind, i love it it's freaking great. I've met lots of great people online and formed some amazing friendships that i never would have. Most of all, I've found hobbies that help me practise my skills in certain areas, like Vlogging. I'm not saying anything, but what am i saying is that sh*t takes some time! Now i don't mean, oh this will only be 2 hours max. Oh no no no, this sh*t can take 6 hours to do. All for one little video as well i may add. Yet, it's something i find really fun, especially if i like the end product.

Who knows maybe i can make a career out of my little hobby shall we call it. I'd frickin love to just Vlog a few times a week and that would be my job. Aww imagine it, how awesome would it be! Tripod is on the way, so hopefully it will happen soon enough!



Also, i would add, Vlog might get Emma Blackery to notice me... My Wife, My Queen!! I mean...ummm...Goodbye!