Wolf In Sheeps' Clothing

You know the situation, you walk into a room and people stare at you. You know not of their names, nor they know of yours, there is some awkward silence that fills the air until one of you decides to muster the courage to say something along the lines of "alright". Yes, that was the very situation i found myself in as i walked through the door of my new store.

Now it wouldn't be so bad, but I've transferred from my previous store after a minor promotion, so this gives me some form of authority. Alas, walking into a new store commanding respect and a position of authority does not ever really go down with people, now does it. Maybe you've witnessed a new manager appear from the the shadows, and you've given them that look of hatred because they started barking orders without even asking your name. Would I be right?

Well in light of that social situation I've decided... fuck that! I'm going to try and not be hated by the greater half of the staff! I shall gain their trust, then when the coast is clear BOOM! Out comes some small 'asks', then slowly but surely i can be back to normal. Maybe they will never even notice my cunning plan! Here is hoping!

Caking Myself Doesn't Even Cover It!

Sooo, the time has come where i shall leave my little comfort zone, and move to another job location. Which results in me, as you've guessed, positively and sometimes uncontrollably caking my little pants! Now, i know a lot of people get new jobs all the time, you might have gotten a new job recently. But i can't help but horrifically nervous!

Like anyone at a new job, we all can't help but wonder if there will be some horrible people. Like that guy who hates everyone for no reason, or the other guy who has more personalities than Kim Kardashian has marriages. But hopefully there will be some nice people who won't want to kill me or give me that long stare like a crazy person.

Vlogs, Blogs and Emma Stone

Please good god, how difficult is it to act when you've never done anything remotely close to it before! Now i know it takes a lot of skill, but I've never realised how much it does take. By all this i refer to my Vlog videos in which i had tried to up the ante by throwing in some humours measures.

Hopefully i can step up these Vlogs and get some laughter going on. I really enjoy making them, even though it does take time and effort, so hopefully this enjoyment can translate to you, the potential viewers.

On another note, these blogs have been rather scarce in their production, however I guess i don't want to make these blogs a 'dairy' type thing. Therefore I'm trying to make these subject matters something of interest at least. Although re-reading this blog it does seem to have a certain 'oh dear diary' quality to it.

Oh and one more thing, Emma Stone oh my god, oh my god Emma Stone!